What would you to for $1 Billion?

[Sevens]

I'd stop eating candy and drinking soda.

 

[myarmedforces]

Stay off the internet for a year.... That would be hard.

 

[Missileer]

Go back through Basic Training, then airborne.

 

[Sevens]

Join the Air Force.

 

[MontyB]

I remember the last person who pointed a gun at me, he must have thought I was rich or something, too bad for him he didn't have the hammer back or the safety off LOL

Trust me that wouldn't be the case with me.

 

[Fox]

Take a picture of naked Hillary to the world...

 

[Sevens]

Give up sports for.....an.....entire.....year. :crybaby:

 

[Fox]

Walk over the broken glasses for a mile.

 

[Sevens]

Stop watching the TV shows I'm addicted to.

 

[The Other Guy]

eat my hat.

 

[deerslayer]

Walk down a black neighborhood with a sign that says "I hate n*ggers"

John McClane beat you to it.

I've gotten so full of mud, and speak the lingo fairly well, that I could have rolled through the wrong hood and not had to duck from .38 rounds

 

[Sevens]

Stop reading my beloved books.

 

[Insomniac]

i'd kick off with a grizzly bear.

 

[justin1552]

I'd do everything you guys are saying, and then run myself through an MRI machine with hooks in my skin.

 

[Insomniac]

i'd go through an MRI with a prince albert.

(pm me if you don't know what a prince albert is, i don't want to get banned for indecent posts)

 

[Sevens]

PM me if you don't know what a Prince Albert is so that I can laugh hysterically at you for not knowing.


Because I'm mean like that. Or that's what my friends say.......


I'd stop talking to my friends. Not that I talk to them any more than necessary as it is.......

 

[5.56X45mm]

What ever the damn person wants me to do except cut of my own limbs.

Gay sex, Yup

Walk through the Middle East with an American Flag on my forehead and the word "Pig F*cking Infidel" tattooed on my chest. Yup

Hell... sell my guns. Yup. Why? Because I can buy them back and get a hell of a lot more.

Eat a pound of horse crap. You bet your ass.

Pretty much everything... it's a Billion Dollars.

 

[justin1552]

Yeah, but after taxes, and the current value of the dollar, what's that worth, like 25 euros?

 

[major liability]

Anything that doesn't involve me doing sex acts with another man.

 

[FutureMedic]

Anything that doesn't involve me doing sex acts with another man.

You might want to add sex acts with an animal to that..