A pepsi. Sitting half naked and barefoot in my garage, grilling a steak in the rain, eating it right off the grill with a hunting knife and a fork, fanning the grill with a leaf blower, and using my old man's tailgate as a side table while I sat in a lawn chair.
Do you get any more redneck than that?
Oh yeah, I was listening to "God's Own Drunk" by Jimmy Buffet, and some Jerry Reed albums. So I guess you do.