What was the last thing you Drank?

A pepsi. Sitting half naked and barefoot in my garage, grilling a steak in the rain, eating it right off the grill with a hunting knife and a fork, fanning the grill with a leaf blower, and using my old man's tailgate as a side table while I sat in a lawn chair.

Do you get any more redneck than that?

Oh yeah, I was listening to "God's Own Drunk" by Jimmy Buffet, and some Jerry Reed albums. So I guess you do.
 
oh yeah, I had a helluva time by myself today. Tomorrow I get to find out if the "no outside food" policy at school extends to raw meat, because nobody came to pick their damned food up. So I have to get from my truck to the gym with an ice chest.

I just had a glass of water.
 
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