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never been to either one...

OO! I Have a Waffle house story!

*from a friend. names changed to protect the innocent*

Anyway, after going to a coffee shop for like ten minutes after the film, it came to be around 22:50, and we decided to walk to the nearby Waffle House for munchies. I still enjoy it, though, even if it is mostly greasy meat. There was a guy taking orders, a white dude probably in his late thirties. He was really reddish, sweaty, and had a lazy eye. He looked like he had just done a line of cocaine! Also there was a black cook with the most insane do-rag ever. We sat down in the corner of the place at a little bar thing, and the first thing the 'waiter' comes up and says to us is.. 'Watch out for the cops tonight if you've been drinking'.

Do I appear drunk? Granted sometimes I walk like an absolute flamer.. but not drunk!

We informed him that we were indeed sober. After a while he calls up some gal on his cell phone, goes and puts Sussudio on the jukebox and starts trying to get in her sister's pants! He was dropping some really golden lines- like how he was busy handling our food.. and at the same time saying 'Baby, I got all the time in the world for you!' Next he sauntered around talking about how he wants to get laid with this girl's sister- he makes a point to come over near us and look at us to make sure we know he's gonna score wit this chick, fo sho. 'Girl, I wanna **** your sister so bad!' It was so awkward, but it got worse. After he gets off the phone he goes 'Woo! Aren't hot chicks the best?!' Guess who he looks STRAIGHT at when he says that? 'Man, don't you just LOVE hot girls?!'

Me.

The fag.

I have a deer in the headlights look while (name removed) is kinda covering his arse by going 'Yeah man, they sure are!'. I was barely able to manage a 'Yeah, they're, uhm, fabulous..' before he runs off.

I'd never been more scared for my life than at that moment in a rednecky breakfast bar being hollered at by this guy! I sort of regret now not going with it and turning it around into totally gay humour that the guy wouldn't understand.
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having read that...
Cheerios or Fruit Loops?
 
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