Top 10 rejected US Army slogans

[LIBERTY]

"Risk Your Life for Freedoms No One Appreciates!"

How in the hell is that funny?!?!?!? Damn that pissed me off!!!!!!!!!!

 

[C/2nd Lt Robot]

Actually, to be honest, I like the "Risk your life for freedoms no one appreciates." It may not be the funniest of things, but it has a certain dark humor about it because it is, unfortunately, somewhat accurate these days.

There's your answer

 

[Judas]

"Play Doom… For Real!"

lol

 

[chewie_nz]

"Play Doom… For Real!"

lol

playing doom 3 right now. all i can say is i hope the army is nothing like it!~ lol

 

[Jason Bourne]

Yea well let's hope not Chewie, i mean fighting aliens, zombie Marines, and alien ghosts, and sometimes a combination of them all, i mean yes i am a badass future US Marine who eats nails for breakfast and drinks blood for dinner but if that happened to me i would need a change of underwear.

 

[tomtom22]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Sevens]

Hehehehe

 

[Team Infidel]

LMAO.... i wish

 

[AmericanSweetheart]

Now thats funny cause u messed up.

duh ya think?

 

[AmericanSweetheart]

Yea well let's hope not Chewie, i mean fighting aliens, zombie Marines, and alien ghosts, and sometimes a combination of them all, i mean yes i am a badass future US Marine who eats nails for breakfast and drinks blood for dinner but if that happened to me i would need a change of underwear.

Slow down there dear you ain't got through boot camp and already you're about to over motivate yourself.

 

[5.56X45mm]

Join the US Army, get paid to hurry up and wait.

Join the US Army, it's the only job that lets you play GI Joe and get paid for it.

 

[bernardwinston]

hehehehehe

 

[A Can of Man]

"We Won''''t Screw Your Mind Up As Bad As The Marines Will"

Ooorah

 

[boom_er1]

Um .. there's 19.

Did someone miss count or is that an Army math? :drink:

GO USAF

 

[Delta]

I wanna play DOOM for real.