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[BritinBritain]

Well I'm pleased to hear that lass, well done to ya. Be careful though, the frogman can pick locks!!!

He also picks his nose. Now where is that damn cat, I've lost me hanky.

 

[The Highway Man]

Dirty boy!!!

 

[Capt Frogman]

Of course, I could not agree more with you, good buddy..

The thing is, she is doing the comparing, good buddy, not you...

Ohh, you poor froggy...:sorry:

I'm fore warning you mate, I'd hate to see you humiliated and upset!

 

[Capt Frogman]

You see, everyone, that is the diffrence between a Marine and an RN (registered nurse). The Marine will pick the lock, the nurse will talk to the person to undo it herself, and in the most enjoyable manner...:jump:

I haven't time to wait about! My mission is to get in and out in record time!

 

[The Highway Man]

We've heard!! your lass says your personal best is 25 seconds. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

He also picks his nose.

It's what you do with it after you've picked your nose that's important!

Flick or wipe?

 

[Capt Frogman]

We've heard!! your lass says your personal best is 25 seconds. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Never ever believe a woman, they always fake "it".

 

[BritinBritain]

It's what you do with it after you've picked your nose that's important!

Flick or wipe?

Wipe.........on the daughters cat.

 

[viper2007]

I'm fore warning you mate, I'd hate to see you humiliated and upset!

No worries, my good Captain. Nurses... we don't get upset, we get even...

You see, Captain, its like this, we are a very patient lot. You WILL be attended to by one of us one day... Its a question of time...

As the Borg says (in Startrek)- you will be assimilated...

Anyways, I am beginning to like you...:shock:

 

[viper2007]

I haven't time to wait about! My mission is to get in and out in record time!

You see what is going on here, good people... These military people, they like to rush, everything has to be done fast, it has to be record time...

If you don't know it now, allow me to share this with you.... the ladies don't like that! They like to be pampered, and cared, in the most loving manner. They want to hear sweet things being said to them...

You aim to make it fast, I aim to make it last...

 

[viper2007]

We've heard!! your lass says your personal best is 25 seconds. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I will not have my friend being made fun of in that manner.... stop that, all of you!









Pssst- Captain Frog..... that fast?:???:

 

[viper2007]

We've heard!! your lass says your personal best is 25 seconds. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I see... he likes to "arrive early"...

 

[Tankboy]

Hi guys I'm new, was on British tanks for quite a while.
Now retired and working in London.
Recognise a few wronguns on here from other forums in UK.
You know who you are.

 

[The Highway Man]

Well hello trouble, fancy seeing you here. That's the Brit contingency increased. Welcome to the party.

 

[Tankboy]

Cheers mucker,I have sent a MSG to Capt Frog.

 

[hawky94]

Greetings, and welcome...

Any friend of tank is friend of ours... as someone said, it is good to have more female involvement... there is plenty of old men here (me included) who would love to interact with lovely ladies...

There are also plenty of younger men here who would love to interact with the lovely ladies!!

Welcome to the forums! You'll love it here, as I am enjoying my time.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I will not have my friend being made fun of in that manner.... stop that, all of you!









Pssst- Captain Frog..... that fast?:???:

If Highway Man says so, it must be true? Right?

The very same Highway Man who doesnt get any.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I see... he likes to "arrive early"...

What has my time keeping got to do with it? :lol:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Recognise a few wronguns on here from other forums in UK.
You know who you are.

The Highway Man...obviously.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I have sent a MSG to Capt Frog.

Again, the answers no. I won't send you a pair of my boxers you sex pest.

Good to have you on board mate! :cheers: