at the moment i have a boyfriend and we are very commited to eachother. we are also promised to eachother. so hopefully before he deploys.. he will pop the question
In NATOnian (and US English?) that would just need some few letters to relay: SNAFU (Situation Normal, All Fucked Up).
ATTN MODS: That is the precise expression, and I would kindly ask you to refrain from censoring in this case, it is a "quote" and an "everyday expression" serving as an explanation in an etymological sense (still, while censored it would not make sense as an explanation, do whatever you think is correct )