Kentucky Redneck Pick up Lines....just in time for Valentines Day

Team Infidel

Team Infidel

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1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til'afternoon.


and my personal favorite........................

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
 
Those are good. I'm not southern, but i'll have to try em, but before I do, I gotta get better health insurance...
 
Team Infidel said:
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til'afternoon.


and my personal favorite........................

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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try these. I actually saw people do these lines...and actually got the girl.

1a. apologetic: pardon me, but I feel I could fall madly in bed with you.

2.a standard: there's no way I could put myself out of my misery with a beautiful girl like you to save me.

3. Silver tongue devil award: pardon me..do you have an older sister I can meet? (Flattery might get you somewhere.)

4. Wacky: why not...that is a banana in my pocket, and I would be glad to discuss this freak of nature in private....

5. even wackier: why no...I actually do have an old wh8ore wound...want to see it?

blarney...pure blarney....its an Irish thing.
 
Team Infidel said:
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til'afternoon.


and my personal favorite........................

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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13. Absolutely this would have been my fathers favorite!
 
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