joke| About the french army (i dont ment to hurt someone)

[mmarsh]

1. My Great Grandfather (infantry) wounded in the leg at Verdun going 'over the top'. He was lucky actually he survived. Most of his unit did not.

2. My Great Uncle (Air Force, Recon Aircraft Photographer) who was wounded twice, once in WWII when his transport ship was mistakenly sunk by the RAF when they evacuated France in 1940. He and the survivors were strafed in the water by an allied aircraft. He was again severally wounded at Dien Bien Phu when his Aircraft Crash landed. Both his legs were crushed, He walked with a limp the rest of his life.

3. My Grandfather (infantry) saw combat in 1940, didn't get a scratch but spent most of the war as a German POW

4. My Father in Law (Paratrooper) who still wont talk about the what he saw in Lebanese Civil War, which should tell you everything...

I don't think some of you would be so quick to make fun of the French military had you been there with them.

 

[Cne C]

I agrea with you mmarsh

 

[USMCPoolee03xx]

What is the first thing you study when you are joining the french army?

to say i surender in german XD

Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French.

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French.

I love the French ladies when they are saying Oui, Oui, Oui with an increasing pitch for every time they are repeating the Oui

 

[USMCPoolee03xx]

I love the French ladies when they are saying Oui, Oui, Oui with an increasing pitch for every time they are repeating the Oui

Dang. I need to find myself a French lady. I'd like to give them a little piece of America. :bravo:

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

Dang. I need to find myself a French lady. I'd like to give them a little piece of America. :bravo:

France is a pretty good place to find them. They are........

 

[hawky94]

Dang. I need to find myself a French lady. I'd like to give them a little piece of America. :bravo:

"Little piece", eh? Hehehehe

 

[viper2007]

"Little piece", eh? Hehehehe

Yeah, Hawky... I was thinking the same thing...

He can do an impression of Scarface- "say hello to my little friend...!"

He he he he....:angel:

 

[BritinBritain]

Dang. I need to find myself a French lady. I'd like to give them a little piece of America. :bravo:

I heard that the French women don't usually wear knickers.

 

[The Highway Man]

On the downside, the continentals do not defuzz their pits! Hairy pits are not a nice feature! :shock:

 

[BritinBritain]

On the downside, the continentals do not defuzz their pits! Hairy pits are not a nice feature! :shock:

Or their legs, I remember one very attractive German woman staying in the same hotel as me in Austria, had hairier legs then I did.

 

[Capt Frogman]

On the downside, the continentals do not defuzz their pits! Hairy pits are not a nice feature! :shock:

It's not just their pits or legs....!! :shock:

 

[hawky94]

It's not just their pits or legs....!! :shock:

That speaking from experience, Frogman? Have a good night drinking in France once, did we?

 

[Capt Frogman]

That speaking from experience, Frogman? Have a good night drinking in France once, did we?

Funny you should ask young hawky!

I had brief sexual liaisons with a German and a French naval wimens back in the late 80's. :angel:

Both probably had more genital hair than me! :shock:

 

[The Highway Man]

Big roughy toughy marine with your back, sack and crack wax!!! :shock:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Big roughy toughy marine with your back, sack and crack wax!!! :shock:

You should know, you do my weekly waxing for me!

 

[Capt Frogman]

Big roughy toughy marine with your back, sack and crack wax!!! :shock:

I'll tell you something though, there's nothing quite as arousing as a sexually violent female German naval officer violating you while screaming in very broken English.

I entered manhood that night! :shock:

 

[The Highway Man]

Even I wouldn't go there!!!! I think you're confusing me with tankie who plucks the hairs one by one - with his teeth!!!!! :shock:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Even I wouldn't go there!!!! I think you're confusing me with tankie who plucks the hairs one by one - with his teeth!!!!! :shock:

He does a very good scouse accent then!

I find the amount of thought you've put into the above method quite worrying! :shock:

 

[The Highway Man]

He even told me the coarse hairs get stuck in his brace!!!! :shock: