I'm a Medic (and I love to hear you scream my name) Poem

[Capt Frogman]

You've never heard a Jock marine scream when he's told its his round in a pub.:mrgreen:

Ah, so you heard me then? :lol:

 

[viper2007]

No need to be quite so hasty...at least have a think about it first? ... :angel:

Why do you think we employ the services of a nurse?

Someone call for me?? :salute:

 

[viper2007]

You've never heard a Jock marine scream when he's told its his round in a pub.:mrgreen:

Or... when someone drop a soap in their common shower...! :roll:

 

[BritinBritain]

Ah, so you heard me then? :lol:

So it was you???:drink:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Someone call for me?? :salute:

Just checking you were on standby!

 

[Capt Frogman]

Or... when someone drop a soap in their common shower...! :roll:

That wouldn't cause a scream...!

 

[Capt Frogman]

So it was you???:drink:

Yes. All was ok though. I'd left my wallet at home again....

 

[The Highway Man]

Yes. All was ok though. I'd left my wallet at home again....

Normal MO for a tight fisted Jock though isn't it?

 

[Capt Frogman]

Normal MO for a tight fisted Jock though isn't it?

Yes it is.

It's never let me down.

 

[viper2007]

Just checking you were on standby!

As a person in the healthcare industry, with an intimate knowledge of the human anatomy, I am always on standaby for situations like these... irate2:

 

[viper2007]

That wouldn't cause a scream...!

Probably.... more like a squeal... :camo:

 

[Capt Frogman]

Probably.... more like a squeal... :camo:

Something like that.

 

[viper2007]

Something like that.

Ahhhhh.... something that I would do too... with a tinge of joy...

 

[Capt Frogman]

Ahhhhh.... something that I would do too... with a tinge of joy...

Do you fancy picking up that soap in the shower?

 

[BritinBritain]

Ahhhhh.... something that I would do too... with a tinge of joy...

Viper I'm getting worried about you me old mate.

 

[viper2007]

Do you fancy picking up that soap in the shower?

CF, boys use soap- real men use shower gel... irate2:

 

[viper2007]

Viper I'm getting worried about you me old mate.

I can understand why, Opa Brit- the house cat now refuses to be alone with me in a room... right attitude, wrong pussy... :neutral:

 

[Capt Frogman]

CF, boys use soap- real men use shower gel... irate2:

But picking up the soap sounds better.

 

[Capt Frogman]

I can understand why, Opa Brit- the house cat now refuses to be alone with me in a room... right attitude, wrong pussy... :neutral:

What have you been doing to it? :shock: You didn't mistake it for the wrong pussy did you?

 

[I3BrigPvSk]

CF, boys use soap- real men use shower gel... irate2:

And the purpose of using shower gel is....? :wink: