Capt Frogman
Brit Pack (Troop Commander)
You are probably more confused sexually than others, due to the facts you are wearing a kilt regularly.
Maybe they had a weird version of a Daisy chain.....or even a a disturbing version of a human centipede.
I don't wear one regularly. It wouldn't make me homosexual if I did.
Those homosexual acts are nothing to be ashamed of. I didn't realise "Ice Man" and "Scouser" were lovers but this does make sense. This will confirm their colluding over the "Bearded Lady".