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20. Alex Mijtus, 36 years old, was killed by his wife, armed with a 20-inch long vibrator. Mrs. Mijtus had had enough of her husband's strange sexual practices and one night during a prolonged session she snapped, pushing the vibrator into Alex's **** until it ruptured several internal organs and caused severe bleeding and, eventually, death.
19. Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheelchair was hit by a drunk truck delivering her birthday cake.
18. Peter Stone, 42 years old, was murdered by his 8 year-old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one could, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her father's coffee as he prepared said dinner. The victim took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence because the judge felt she was too young to realize what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later.
17. David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend after he attempted to "have his wicked way with her." His unwelcome advance was met with a prompt kick in the chest and then four shots from a doubled barreled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriend's) father had given it to her only hours before the date started.
16. Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to pay any rent for a total of 8 years. The Landlord, Kirk Weston, clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realized how long it had been since Mr. Halos paid him any rent.
15. Mary-Lee Cooper, 11 years old, was killed by her 1 year-old sister who climbed on top of her while she was sleeping, suffocating her.
14. Megan Fry, 44 years old, was killed by 14 state troopers after she inadvertently wandered into a live firing range/fake town set. The troops, thinking she was a pop-up target, fired 67 shots between themselves - over 40 of them hitting their target. "She just looked like a very real-looking target," one of the troopers stated in his report.
13. Fiona Given, 17 years old, was killed by a "Hit Man" hired by her ex-boyfriend after she broke off their relationship. The "Hit Man" was promised $500,000 for the task. In the end the "Hit Man" killed the boyfriend after he discovered that the 16 year-old high school student, whose father was in jail for rape, and mother worked as an ironing lady, did not have access to $500,000
12. Louis Zaragoza, 68 years old, was killed as he prepared to drive to work. Lee Zaragoza, had been plotting to kill him for over a year, and had cut the brakes on his car four times previously. On this attempt Lee was just about to cut the brakes again when Louis snuck up behind her, he grabbed her and spun her around, as he did she lost her footing and stumbled into him, stabbing him in the lower ventricle of the heart, killing him instantly.
11. Mummod Foli, 22 years old, was killed by an unknown member of the Russian Mafia, after he accidentally took away the gangster's unfinished drink at the nightclub he worked in. The gangster was so upset he forced the waiter to drink over 27 liters of Coca Cola (the drink he had taken away) until Mummod drowned.
10. Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because she talked on the phone too long. Michael clubbed his sister to death with a cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken Arial.
9. Helena Simms, wife to the famous American Nuclear Scientist Harold Simms, was killed by her husband after she had an affair with a neighbor. Over a period of three months Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow with a uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many radiation sickness symptoms, including total hair loss, skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even an ear lobe that dropped off, the victim never went to a doctor or hospital for a check up.
8. Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his "two timing wife" by loading her car with Trintynitrate explosive (a substance similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 Kilograms of explosive, creating a blast force almost double the infamous Oklahoma bombing. The explosion was witnessed by several people, some of whom were up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or the victim were ever found. Only a 55 meter-deep crater, and 500 meters of missing road...
7. Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbor in the early hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbor, Falt Hame, for years had a mounted F6 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet engine to amuse himself, aimed at a empty heat block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly complain to the local sheriff's office about the noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr. Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine immediately. Unhappy with this he invited Miss Winter over "for a cup of coffee and a chat", to discuss the situation. What Winter didn't know was that Hame had changed the position of the engine, and as she walked into the yard he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5000 degree heat. She was killed instantly.
6. Michael Lewis, angry at his gay boyfriend, and taking the movie, "Die Hard With A Vengeance" as inspiration, drugged Tony Berry into an almost catatonic state, then dressed him in a double-sided whiteboard that read "God loves the KKK." Lewis then drove the Berry down to Harlem and dropped him off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased.
5. Jay Newton was killed after a co-worker at Sea World Florida dropped a 20 tonne killer whale on him. The whale had been hoisted out of his tank by a huge crane, and when the victim swam underneath to inspect the harness, his colleague, Brian Hartley released the creature, crushing the Newton instantly.
4. Carl Densinter, 34 years old, was killed by a fellow worker trying to prove a point. The worker, San Amote Pet, disconnected the internal landing gear settings on a Boeing 747 test plane. The plane's gear automatically retracted after take off, but come landing time they would not reengage, and the helpless Densinter could do little as the plane gradually ran out of fuel. In an attempt at an emergency landing the 747 exploded. Densinter was killed instantly.
3. Mary Dridely, Joseph Coles and Haven Gillies were killed as they walked past a New York apartment building. David Smee, 7 years old, and his 6 year-old sister were left alone in their 27th floor hotel room by their parents who had gone off gambling in a nearby casino. Bored, the kids thought it would be fun to try to "squish the ants on the pavement below." At first they started throwing fruit, then quickly graduated to chairs, televisions, and even the drawers from the bedroom dressing table.
2. Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother Brian after a disagreement over who should have the family home after their parents' had passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem, and had no sense of smell. After an argument Brian stormed out of the house, then snuck back later, and turned on the three gas taps in the house - filling it with gas. He then left out a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying, "Sorry for the spree - have a puff on me, Brian." Unable to smell the gas, Conrad promptly lit a cigar, destroying the house, and himself, in the process.
1. Gail Queens, 23 years old, was killed by her zoo keeper boyfriend Matthew Kellaway after she refused him sex. One day he invited her to the zoo to see the lions, and at feeding time led her into a room that had a large slide panel, He explained to her that it was a large glass viewing window to watch the lions devour their prey. He then "ducked out for a quick smoke" and locked her in the room. Suddenly a slide away panel opened revealing a bunch of astonished onlookers staring and pointing at her through the glass. Thinking that they were on the wrong side of the glass, Gail waved them a warning. Before she realized that it was her who was on the wrong side, another panel opened beside her, from which three huge lions emerged. Gail survived for two days in hospital before dying of massive internal injuries.
19. Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheelchair was hit by a drunk truck delivering her birthday cake.
18. Peter Stone, 42 years old, was murdered by his 8 year-old daughter, who he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one could, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her father's coffee as he prepared said dinner. The victim took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence because the judge felt she was too young to realize what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month later.
17. David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend after he attempted to "have his wicked way with her." His unwelcome advance was met with a prompt kick in the chest and then four shots from a doubled barreled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriend's) father had given it to her only hours before the date started.
16. Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to pay any rent for a total of 8 years. The Landlord, Kirk Weston, clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realized how long it had been since Mr. Halos paid him any rent.
15. Mary-Lee Cooper, 11 years old, was killed by her 1 year-old sister who climbed on top of her while she was sleeping, suffocating her.
14. Megan Fry, 44 years old, was killed by 14 state troopers after she inadvertently wandered into a live firing range/fake town set. The troops, thinking she was a pop-up target, fired 67 shots between themselves - over 40 of them hitting their target. "She just looked like a very real-looking target," one of the troopers stated in his report.
13. Fiona Given, 17 years old, was killed by a "Hit Man" hired by her ex-boyfriend after she broke off their relationship. The "Hit Man" was promised $500,000 for the task. In the end the "Hit Man" killed the boyfriend after he discovered that the 16 year-old high school student, whose father was in jail for rape, and mother worked as an ironing lady, did not have access to $500,000
12. Louis Zaragoza, 68 years old, was killed as he prepared to drive to work. Lee Zaragoza, had been plotting to kill him for over a year, and had cut the brakes on his car four times previously. On this attempt Lee was just about to cut the brakes again when Louis snuck up behind her, he grabbed her and spun her around, as he did she lost her footing and stumbled into him, stabbing him in the lower ventricle of the heart, killing him instantly.
11. Mummod Foli, 22 years old, was killed by an unknown member of the Russian Mafia, after he accidentally took away the gangster's unfinished drink at the nightclub he worked in. The gangster was so upset he forced the waiter to drink over 27 liters of Coca Cola (the drink he had taken away) until Mummod drowned.
10. Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because she talked on the phone too long. Michael clubbed his sister to death with a cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken Arial.
9. Helena Simms, wife to the famous American Nuclear Scientist Harold Simms, was killed by her husband after she had an affair with a neighbor. Over a period of three months Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow with a uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many radiation sickness symptoms, including total hair loss, skin welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even an ear lobe that dropped off, the victim never went to a doctor or hospital for a check up.
8. Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his "two timing wife" by loading her car with Trintynitrate explosive (a substance similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 Kilograms of explosive, creating a blast force almost double the infamous Oklahoma bombing. The explosion was witnessed by several people, some of whom were up to 14 kilometers away. No trace of the car or the victim were ever found. Only a 55 meter-deep crater, and 500 meters of missing road...
7. Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbor in the early hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbor, Falt Hame, for years had a mounted F6 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet engine to amuse himself, aimed at a empty heat block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly complain to the local sheriff's office about the noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr. Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine immediately. Unhappy with this he invited Miss Winter over "for a cup of coffee and a chat", to discuss the situation. What Winter didn't know was that Hame had changed the position of the engine, and as she walked into the yard he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5000 degree heat. She was killed instantly.
6. Michael Lewis, angry at his gay boyfriend, and taking the movie, "Die Hard With A Vengeance" as inspiration, drugged Tony Berry into an almost catatonic state, then dressed him in a double-sided whiteboard that read "God loves the KKK." Lewis then drove the Berry down to Harlem and dropped him off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased.
5. Jay Newton was killed after a co-worker at Sea World Florida dropped a 20 tonne killer whale on him. The whale had been hoisted out of his tank by a huge crane, and when the victim swam underneath to inspect the harness, his colleague, Brian Hartley released the creature, crushing the Newton instantly.
4. Carl Densinter, 34 years old, was killed by a fellow worker trying to prove a point. The worker, San Amote Pet, disconnected the internal landing gear settings on a Boeing 747 test plane. The plane's gear automatically retracted after take off, but come landing time they would not reengage, and the helpless Densinter could do little as the plane gradually ran out of fuel. In an attempt at an emergency landing the 747 exploded. Densinter was killed instantly.
3. Mary Dridely, Joseph Coles and Haven Gillies were killed as they walked past a New York apartment building. David Smee, 7 years old, and his 6 year-old sister were left alone in their 27th floor hotel room by their parents who had gone off gambling in a nearby casino. Bored, the kids thought it would be fun to try to "squish the ants on the pavement below." At first they started throwing fruit, then quickly graduated to chairs, televisions, and even the drawers from the bedroom dressing table.
2. Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother Brian after a disagreement over who should have the family home after their parents' had passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem, and had no sense of smell. After an argument Brian stormed out of the house, then snuck back later, and turned on the three gas taps in the house - filling it with gas. He then left out a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying, "Sorry for the spree - have a puff on me, Brian." Unable to smell the gas, Conrad promptly lit a cigar, destroying the house, and himself, in the process.
1. Gail Queens, 23 years old, was killed by her zoo keeper boyfriend Matthew Kellaway after she refused him sex. One day he invited her to the zoo to see the lions, and at feeding time led her into a room that had a large slide panel, He explained to her that it was a large glass viewing window to watch the lions devour their prey. He then "ducked out for a quick smoke" and locked her in the room. Suddenly a slide away panel opened revealing a bunch of astonished onlookers staring and pointing at her through the glass. Thinking that they were on the wrong side of the glass, Gail waved them a warning. Before she realized that it was her who was on the wrong side, another panel opened beside her, from which three huge lions emerged. Gail survived for two days in hospital before dying of massive internal injuries.
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