*corrupt a wish*

a pilot kills your family and now you hate them all to death

i wish i was a pilot already and didnt have to go threw the school
 
Well, you're confusing about IT.

I wish my cat isn't dead. My cat died about 8 hours ago. :-(
 
(thanks) You got the castle with 200 rooms but 1 bathroom.

I wish my GF isn't pregnant. Just kidding.
 
No, she is not. I can't use condom cause I'm a Catholic. And my GF is a catholic, too.

I wish Armless's GF is pregnant.
 
well then we got a problem cuz we broke up so i dont care if shes pregnate or not i aint payin no child support she'll have an abortion

i wish i could read minds
 
Well, you make me headache cause you make me crazy. LOL.

I wish I would wear BDUs everyday.
 
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