*corrupt a wish*

[Damien435]

You are mormon.

I wish I had my two front teeth.

 

[USAFBoy]

but i pulled them

i wish i could take mightys little wooden plane

 

[tomtom22]

You are under-age and in jail

wish I were younger

 

[Fox]

You are old timer man. LOL! Just kidding.

I wish I would marrying to my GF right now.

 

[tomtom22]

Your GF is going to be a nun.

I wish I wasn't so good looking for my age, its so hard keeping up with these young chicks.

 

[Fox]

All girls walking away from you.

I wish my GF isn't a nun.

 

[Damien435]

Your GF leaves you.... for a woman.

I wish three plus four egualed seven.

 

[Fox]

You got it right.

I wish I could get diploma right now!

 

[Setback]

You got expelled

I wish I had my unlimited master's license.

 

[Fox]

You get nothing.

I wish I would like to have a car right now.

 

[tomtom22]

You got a tricycle instead!

I wish the girls would turn around and come back.

 

[Fox]

Girls still walk past you, Tomtom.

I wish I would hang out with Hooters restaurant's waitresses.

 

[tomtom22]

Sorry they are all with me!

I wish my granddaughter would learn to talk sooner.

 

[babyboy4u363]

she only speaks arabic

i wish this pancake wasnt so sticky

 

[Fox]

Someone put superglue on your pancakes.

I wish I could go to University of Texas in Austin, Texas.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

but you end up in Siberia

I wish there wasnt something called a head ache..

 

[tomtom22]

But there is

I wish my daughter would call me.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

she calls me instead

I wish I had all the tasty food I wanted

 

[Fox]

They are all mine!!

I wish there are no limited ages for drinking beer here in USA.

 

[MightyMacbeth]

they limit it to 40

I wish I were a sea trader