Come on guys, that your best stuff? Here's one for ya-- A squid , a jarhead and a grunt walk into a bar at the same time, sit down and each one orders a pitcher of beer from the extremely attractive leggy blonde bartender. As the squid sees the bartender deftly slicing lemons with a large knife, he says " Here's my finger, I'll show ya how tough the Navy is, cut it off!" After much protestation, she reaches under the bar and comes up with a big meat cleaver and chops it clean off! Well the other 2 guys are taken aback, but the jarhead decides to put his whole arm on the bar and says "Lop it off and get me another beer." Being blonde, it wasn't long before the bartender takes a mighty swing and completely chops the marines left arm off! As the marine wraps a tourniquet around the stump and downs his second pitcher, the grunt - yup you guessed it, unzips his fly and places his member on the bar! The bartender stares at it and says this is , just too much, you actually want me to cut that off?? " Hell no, miss, just stroke it a while, it'll come right off by itself!":smile: