Answer a Question with a Question

[Ted]

It does seem he has a hard time with that, doesn't it?

 

[Italian Guy]

Prolbems wiht ritin words? Mee?

 

[bulldogg]

You think it doesn't matter when a PhD has trouble formulating an answer?

 

[Italian Guy]

Bot wot prolbem em eye havin?

 

[bulldogg]

Is it not obvious to all and sundry you are beyond help at this stage?

 

[Ted]

Maybe we should pull the plug or offer an all out lobotomy?

 

[Italian Guy]

Doo eye luk lyke eye'm in neadov help??

 

[bulldogg]

All in favour of spitting the dummy?

 

[Italian Guy]

Come on can't you just tell when one is kidding?

 

[sunb!]

Anyone else for a pink throne?

 

[Italian Guy]

What?

 

[sunb!]

I am making bulldogg a pink throne for his big member duties, perhaps you want one too while I am at it?

 

[Italian Guy]

Well why not? So what material are you making it of?

 

[sunb!]

For you my friend, the finest leather?

 

[Italian Guy]

You need to take sizes first, right?

 

[sunb!]

One size fits all?

 

[Ted]

Have I ever told you all about this research done on seize and hydraulics- proficiency of Italian members?

 

[sunb!]

Can you tell us more about the research?

 

[Ted]

Ah.... it's very delicate, like Italian members, and the outcome is surprising to say the least. Are you interested in the full report?

 

[sunb!]

Can you post the report in French?