Answer a Question with a Question

[Italian Guy]

Don't you have the saying: "Follow women and habits from your own country?"

 

[Ted]

We certainly don't... have you ever had a close look at Dutch woman?

 

[Italian Guy]

How close?

 

[Ted]

So close that you can count their nostril hairs. Say, do Italian women have facial hair, like beards and moustaches?

 

[bulldogg]

Is it true German women grow socks?

 

[Ted]

Grow socks? Would you care to elaborate...

 

[Italian Guy]

Weren't those the women from the Frisian islands?

 

[Ted]

We sold those to Argentinian Gaucho's. I think you mixed them with woman from the Italian Tirol, don't you?

 

[Italian Guy]

Did you know we conquered those areas ?

 

[Ted]

Which area's?

 

[Italian Guy]

What area were you talking about?

 

[babyboy4u363]

Were you talking about my private areas?

 

[bulldogg]

Has anyone explained to Ted you must ANSWER with a question?

 

[Italian Guy]

Did you mean answer WITH a question?

 

[bulldogg]

Is that not what I said?

 

[Italian Guy]

Shouldn't you have put the stress on the word "with"?

 

[Fox]

What is wrong with "with"?

 

[Italian Guy]

What would "with" stand for if it were an acronym?

 

[bulldogg]

What praytell have you been smoking persay IG?

 

[armlesscadet]

what hasnt he been smoking