Answer a Question with a Question

[sunb!]

Have you watched Basic Instinct again?

 

[bulldogg]

How did you know Hoss?

 

[Ted]

Since I've roamed every inch of Sodom, Amsterdam and Gomorra, I reckon you are asking Fox?

 

[bulldogg]

Oh my god, you've been to Amsterdam?!?

 

[Italian Guy]

Would you be able to find Amsterdam on a mute map?

 

[bulldogg]

You have a talking map?

 

[Italian Guy]

Aren't you American?

 

[bulldogg]

What does that have to do with your amazing talking map?

 

[Italian Guy]

Because I read on some very accurate survey that Americans can't even drive around town as they have no clue where downtown is would be a good answer?

 

[sunb!]

Downtown? Can't they use centrum as normal Europeans do?

 

[Italian Guy]

Weren't you into KFC?

 

[sunb!]

KFC, CIA, KGB, MI6, ESB, USB, all the same?

 

[Italian Guy]

Didn't you just leave out FBI?

 

[bulldogg]

Didn't he also forget MSG?

 

[sunb!]

I am a poor lumberjack's son from the north, what to expect?

 

[Italian Guy]

How about getting the big book of acronyms?

 

[sunb!]

An itchy disease?

 

[Italian Guy]

Remember Itchy and Scratchy from the Simpsons?

 

[bulldogg]

Do you remember getting the "itchies" from an old girlfriend?

 

[sunb!]

Do you want to consult a doctor about that?