A Thread about... NOTHING!

hurf.

one of my mates has a drink...

1X bottle Vodka
1X glass of coke

combine the two. drink. repeat.

=D

(and i don't mean with measures, i mean pour in about a half-pint of Vod.)
 
Life is always good for me.

unless i get dumped, then it just gets better :P
an excuse to get smashed, laid and ***** myself? why thank you :P
 
let me tell you guys a story.

had a family party today, and everybody was on my back again. oh mike weres youre girlfriend??? (they damn well know i dont have one) then a couple of my nieces decided to take it a step further and constantly asked me if i was gay but they themselfs have slept with probably every guy in the football team. now Mike started drinking, i got **** faced and it wasnt even 2 in the afternoon :p so with all the booze and stuff i got angry, really really angry. THE **** WAS ON THE FAN NOW :p

I stood up from my chair. I began with calling my neices the biggest whores in town and some other stuff i wont describe (it lasted about 5min) when i saw the horror on my moms face and the big smile on my dads face i knew i was going the right way ;) then i turned my attention the my lovely uncles and aunts, got into an urgument after that i basicly told my whole family they could suck my ****.
then one of my neices her boyfriend got mad and also stood up and walked into my direction and was ready to trow a punch (i had just insulted his girlfriend :p) BUT before he could do anything i punched him right in the face. ***** fell down KO (first time in my life this happend). Then still intoxicated i took of my shirt and started yelling who else wants a piece of me?????? offcourse nobody stood up.

I then told everybody i was sick and tired of being treated like a piece of ****, while i'm probably the only decend guy in the family. And from now on i will not take it anymore. they all looked at me and went ok mike we didnt mean it like that.

i put my shirt back on, sat down again orderd another beer and had a nice day with the little family i like.

now after sobering up i feel AWSOME. i finaly told my family to **** off, knocked a guy out ( i never fight, i'm normaly more the lets talk guy) and got the respect from my dad :p

Conclusion: i schould drink more often :p
 
I feel compelled to give you a hands up and a good clap lol:rock::bravo: i mean if my dad had a smile after saying something like that on his face i'd be laughing lol
 
I miss my mom sooooooooooo, much.........sigh....everyday of my life, I'm reminded of how much I need her...I long to hear her voice...feel her touch...and hold her in my arms......*wipes tears*
 
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