3 Word Story

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Hey, to summarise, here is the story so far...

Once upon a time, an old fat woman came back home at the end of a very long day, working at
the supermarket. She did not "know about the" *** "forget to grab" (posted at same time) know about the man hiding behind her closet door with the big metal blunt object to kill her or hurt her. When she opened the Pandora's Box in which was a spring-loaded fake-snake. After she opened [it], her shirts buttons almost came undone. Then, she decided to walk into the kitchen room, closed the door, and sighed heavily. There's a man that has a long, hard knife from Tasmania, he said, "hello clarise", she heard it, turned around and walked to get into her blue BMW Z4, and drove out on the highway heading south on 53, and turned east on route 66,
the route going straight to the Mustang Ranch. Suddenly a bull looking for some hot looking cow, came through the broken white fence, putting its head outside looking for lunch. The bull came running towards the pretty woman, so she then got her sword and chopped its balls and then goes to the vet and gets [them] surgically reattatched to his left leg. Vet sew it but something was really really weird. With his right hand he held a blue ribbon and tied it to a stick. A ferocious dog who like[d/s] retreiving sticks covered in thick, brown stuff. A nice lady looked at it and turned her and said what the f***! It smells like [S***] in here and it sucks because I can't eat my food so the lady asked MightyMacbeth to get out of there and help her to do the right thing, like cleaning her hair bathroom and the closet and my girlfriends comb and colored her hair, 'cause the vandals didn't like to watch over group of teenage girls playing with themselves. They were happy to hear that they are safe. Now these girls, wondering what would happen to Earth if the aliens take over the world. They would drag muscle cars and let them to race with horses without riders fall off the cliff and fell into the sky [We're losing it here lol] laughing as they having [have a] good time, falling to their death by the sea. Then the motorcycle gang "Sharks Rule" are going to start a gang war, then they died. [random!] When the gang won its last duel because the mafia hate those gang bangers. Now when Hans the German finished his sauerkraut done. Then the dog barked and the German guy realised he wasn't German, but Austrian. Then he joined the Austrian liberation and found love with his neighbour's cat. He really want[ed] to, and sometimes even did go to the...

In conclusion, we can see that in a three word story, coherency and grammar is easily lost lol! very erm, interesting so far!
 
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