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Top Ten Things George W. Bush Wants To Accomplish While Still In Office
Finish those little projects he keeps putting off like fixing the economy
Get Cheney a "goodbye" defibrillator
Challenge Lincoln's ghost to rassle
Host farewell mixer for the detainees at Gitmo
Now that he's got nothing to lose, nail a hefty intern
Cement his legacy with a two month vacation
Put Chuck Norris on the nickel
See if Obama can take over sooner, like Tuesday
Get Condi laid
Hasn't he done enough already?
Finish those little projects he keeps putting off like fixing the economy
Get Cheney a "goodbye" defibrillator
Challenge Lincoln's ghost to rassle
Host farewell mixer for the detainees at Gitmo
Now that he's got nothing to lose, nail a hefty intern
Cement his legacy with a two month vacation
Put Chuck Norris on the nickel
See if Obama can take over sooner, like Tuesday
Get Condi laid
Hasn't he done enough already?