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Top Ten Signs You're At A Bad Zoo
All animals are stuffed and mounted
It's nothing but photos of other zoos
Lost and found has a number of human limbs
Monkeys are forced to work as unpaid janitors
Every visitor gets free parasites
The animals are smoking
Ronny and the Goon never get around to taking the 12th caller (sorry, that's a sign you're at a bad morning zoo)
For an extra fee, you can pet the zookeepers
You ask where you can find a panda and they send you to the snack bar
Instead of octopus, they've got an octomom
All animals are stuffed and mounted
It's nothing but photos of other zoos
Lost and found has a number of human limbs
Monkeys are forced to work as unpaid janitors
Every visitor gets free parasites
The animals are smoking
Ronny and the Goon never get around to taking the 12th caller (sorry, that's a sign you're at a bad morning zoo)
For an extra fee, you can pet the zookeepers
You ask where you can find a panda and they send you to the snack bar
Instead of octopus, they've got an octomom
