Yossarian
Forum Resistance Leader
Things that do not go together....
Motor Vehicles
Bottle Rockets
Malt Liquor
Bottle Rockets
Malt Liquor
Lawn care equipment
Yellow jackets
Coors Light
Yellow jackets
Coors Light
Farm Machinery
Electric Fences
Canadian Crown 16
Electric Fences
Canadian Crown 16
Forklifts
Interstate On Ramps
Johnny Walker Red Label
Interstate On Ramps
Johnny Walker Red Label
Ex wives
Their new husbands
Strawberry pucker
Their new husbands
Strawberry pucker
Spider Man Costumes
Wire Welding machines
Mad Dog 20/20
Wire Welding machines
Mad Dog 20/20
Suspended CDL License
"Borrowed" Spotting Truck with plans to stop by a Mexican post office
Pulque
"Borrowed" Spotting Truck with plans to stop by a Mexican post office
Pulque
An aluminum baseball bat with 700 used golf balls
A snowblower
Newcastle Ale
A snowblower
Newcastle Ale
400 yards of rubber hose to be used as bungee cord
A abandoned bridge spanning over a dry creek bed
Samuel Adams
A abandoned bridge spanning over a dry creek bed
Samuel Adams
Descion to go streaking
Police K-9 Units
Wine Coolers
Police K-9 Units
Wine Coolers
Underarmor underwear and flip flops
Chain link fences
Captain Morgan
Chain link fences
Captain Morgan
Descion to urinate out the windshield of an side by side ATV
A high velocity of speed
Jim Beam Kentucky Bourbon
A high velocity of speed
Jim Beam Kentucky Bourbon
Concrete mixer trucks
Those poles in the liquor store parking lot
Home made blueberry wine
Those poles in the liquor store parking lot
Home made blueberry wine
A 20 feet wide drainage ditch and any Steve McQueen movie
A Honda 50 cc mini bike
Knock Off Jager Brand
A Honda 50 cc mini bike
Knock Off Jager Brand
Two mail order Thai Hookers
Sixty jars of stolen peanut butter
The High Life
Sixty jars of stolen peanut butter
The High Life
Bleach and Ammonia
Small cramped Port-A-John
Schnapps
Small cramped Port-A-John
Schnapps
Velveeta Cheese
Bear Traps
Pine apple Home Brew Juice
Bear Traps
Pine apple Home Brew Juice
A penny rolled in bubble gum stuck in an electrical outlet
A copper clothes hanger
Crown Royal
A copper clothes hanger
Crown Royal
Lying to your probation Officer
Telling Him
Guinness
Telling Him
Guinness
Starting a grease fire
Urinating on it
Jack Daniels Old No. 7
Urinating on it
Jack Daniels Old No. 7
Finally as who at the time I thought was my wife asked me if I noticed any patterns in all these experiences,
I replied with a simple "un uh".
Then she kindly reminded me she was my state appointed therapist, not my wife...
And that contrary to my belief this was not the Hampton Inn and Suites Hotel Lobby....
And that I was in Custodial Rehab.
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