A man and his wife are eating in a fancy restaurant, when suddenly a young beauty heads for the husband, locks him in warm embrace and kisses him passionately; she exchanges endearments and then makes her way out.
His wife is stunned. 'Who the hell was that woman', she demands indignantly.
Oh, that's my mistress, he tells her.
'Your what,' shrieks the wife, -' I want a divorce immediately'.
OK says her husband, but if you do that, please remember that there will then be no visits to this place or similar, no $2,000,000 house, no clubbing, your Aston Martin convertable will be no more, just like your personal shopping accounts, no health and beauty hotels, no more cosmetic plastic surgery treatments, no more .............-
At that moment, a colleague of her husband enters the room, with a gorgeous girl on his arm, and gives them a nod as he makes his way to his table.
'Who is that with Henry'? asks the wife.
' Oh, that's his mistress'.
'Well' says the wife, with a smile - 'Ours is much prettier than his!'
His wife is stunned. 'Who the hell was that woman', she demands indignantly.
Oh, that's my mistress, he tells her.
'Your what,' shrieks the wife, -' I want a divorce immediately'.
OK says her husband, but if you do that, please remember that there will then be no visits to this place or similar, no $2,000,000 house, no clubbing, your Aston Martin convertable will be no more, just like your personal shopping accounts, no health and beauty hotels, no more cosmetic plastic surgery treatments, no more .............-
At that moment, a colleague of her husband enters the room, with a gorgeous girl on his arm, and gives them a nod as he makes his way to his table.
'Who is that with Henry'? asks the wife.
' Oh, that's his mistress'.
'Well' says the wife, with a smile - 'Ours is much prettier than his!'
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