Do you like the Monty Python??

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I do, they were.....good. Now when we celebrate the birth of Brian

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Is it

a problem between the limey and the frogs?

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I like the Monty Python.
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And you?
 
Ok time for me to be the odd man out, no I didn't like a lot of their work.

The Life of Brian and the Holy Grail were great movies (I own both) but I thought almost everything else of theirs was over the top and as such not that funny.
 
Is this

a British boot camp???? (no offence, its humor, you know)

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There's this imortal one-liner from Monty Python that I always keep close to my heart whenever I encounter nationals from the big country on the other side of the pond.

Drinking American beer is just like making love in a canoe, it's fXcking close to water. :p
 
MontyB said:
Ok time for me to be the odd man out, no I didn't like a lot of their work.
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Why am I not surprised, Sir, with that handle of yours? You messed it up, kind of, it is not a "B" but a "P"...! :) But then, given that the historic report on the New Zealand All Blacks vs. Derby Town Council XV might not have come over great to you as Kiwi it all becomes clear:

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Absolutely fantastic they were in their time, Fawlty Towers (not strictly Monty Python though) being one of my favorites odf John Cleese (ah, that gorgeous Connie Booth! - Did you know she was the wife of John Cleese at that time?)...

From the strictly nipply, er, military POV, I learned through their discourse that anybody trivializing war will face the supreme penalty that military law can provide...!:

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And, as a soldier, you have to be prepared...!:

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Monty Python was good, but the Goon's were hilarious.

Harry Secombe met Spike Milligan in North Africa. Spike Milligan's gun crew fired a gun, which jumped out of the gun pit and rolled down hill with the gun crew chasing after it. Milligan open the canvas of Secombes truck and said those immortal words as only Milligan can, “Anyone see a gun?”

Milligan fell in love with a prostitute in Italy. Milligan said, “I knew she loved me, she only charged me half price.”
 
84RFK said:
There's this imortal one-liner from Monty Python that I always keep close to my heart whenever I encounter nationals from the big country on the other side of the pond.

Drinking American beer is just like making love in a canoe, it's fXcking close to water. :p
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BritinAfrica said:
Monty Python was good, but the Goon's were hilarious.

Harry Secombe met Spike Milligan in North Africa. Spike Milligan's gun crew fired a gun, which jumped out of the gun pit and rolled down hill with the gun crew chasing after it. Milligan open the canvas of Secombes truck and said those immortal words as only Milligan can, “Anyone see a gun?”

Milligan fell in love with a prostitute in Italy. Milligan said, “I knew she loved me, she only charged me half price.”
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Hehe Spike Milligans books where brilliant especially his war memoirs.
 
MontyB said:
Hehe Spike Milligans books where brilliant especially his war memoirs.
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He told a story on a chat show how the RSM put him in the guard room and gave him a short piece of string and told him to measure the flag pole with it.
So Spike cut the pole down and started to measure it.
When the RSM saw him he shouted:
"Milligan! I wanted to know how tall it was, not how long!"
That guy was an absolute genius!
 
this so funny.....

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Trooper1854 said:
He told a story on a chat show how the RSM put him in the guard room and gave him a short piece of string and told him to measure the flag pole with it.
So Spike cut the pole down and started to measure it.
When the RSM saw him he shouted:
"Milligan! I wanted to know how tall it was, not how long!"
That guy was an absolute genius!
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I remember the first book of his I ever read was "Mussolini his part in my downfall" and thought it was probably the funniest thing I had ever read.

He claimed to have shot down an American P-38 Lightening because it woke hiim one night so he shouted at it "I hope you bloody well crash" and it did.
 
MontyB said:
I remember the first book of his I ever read was "Mussolini his part in my downfall" and thought it was probably the funniest thing I had ever read.

He claimed to have shot down an American P-38 Lightening because it woke hiim one night so he shouted at it "I hope you bloody well crash" and it did.
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Milligan wanted on his headstone, "I told you I wasn't well."
 
Life of Brian. Brians mother addressing the mob outside her home:-

"He's not the Messiah - he's just a very naughty boy"
 
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