Robert
Active member
Confucius Say:
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Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot
walk.
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War does not
Determine who is right, war
determine who is left.
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Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find
him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at
night.
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It take many nails to build
crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.
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Man who live in
Glass house should change
clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's
well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
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Person who deletes this has no
humor!!!
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Man who run in
Front of car get tired.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot
walk.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War does not
Determine who is right, war
determine who is left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put
Husband in doghouse soon find
him in cathouse.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at
night.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails to build
crib, but one screw to fill it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in
Glass house should change
clothes in basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in other man's
well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Person who deletes this has no
humor!!!
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